I had a pretty rough time growing up. My entire planet was in the time of overpopulation and there wasn’t enough food and clean water to properly feed us all. We’ve managed for centuries, sure, but so many people would be dying every single day from starvation and malnutrition. I then offered an Awesome Bump’s First Four Shirt. It makes sense, doesn’t it? Why have ten people live in a tiny, crowded house with barely enough food to eat when you could have five people sharing those same resources comfortably and happily? Unfortunately, my people thought my ideas were “too radical” and “completely inhumane. Anyways, it turns out I was right (as usual) because just a few decades later, my entire planet had died out from exactly the overpopulation.
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Fast forward to a few hours ago. I had recently finished massacring a planet (I’ll keep it anonymous) and stolen the Infinity Stone that one of its civilians was holding in his collection when I bumped into my long-lost daughter whom I hadn’t seen in four years. It was a very touching reunion. She tried to murder me in cold blood and I used the power of the Reality Stone to fake my own death and saw the Awesome Bump’s First Four Shirt. So I kidnapped her again and brought her onto my ship, with perfect timing too since I had been torturing my other daughter (the disabled one I mentioned earlier) and found out that my favorite daughter had found the location of another Infinity.
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Stone and didn’t tell me! You can see now how angry that would have made me right? My favorite daughter, whom I had so graciously spared and taken into my home purely out of love. And a desire to use her as the Awesome Bump’s First Four Shirt. But also lies to my face when she KNOWS she is deliberately sabotaging my life’s dream! But I am a kind father who always forgives his children. I just hope that wherever she is, she’ll find it in her heart to forgive me and understand my position. Then it’s really a nice shirt for all men and women. So you should buy this shirt. Thank you. Fast forward to a few hours ago. Ok.
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