This is gonna sound like I’m going with the crowd, but I’m working tonight and the phone literally rang after that line. The kids didn’t age? That’s not just cryogenics, that’s a whole other monster. No wonder the government was practically frothing at the mouth over them. God…the I May Be The Black Sheep Of The Family But I’m The Only One Who Has The Balls To Tell The Truth Shirt. Perhaps but how’d the father decay that much? How’d he gather that much dust? My theory is the father was in the same state as the family but for whatever reason, died recently since he was still…well, gooey. I personally think he might have wanted to cure the perhaps mortally sick son through some weird life energy sharing. He ended up in a different state because he was supposed to be the primary giver of life.
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Whereas the other family members were meant to simply sustain each other. Why the father decayed only after 20 years though is a mystery. That’s a good guess as to why the entire family went in together, they’d need to share the load. Explains the dust too. Billy was probably instructed to retrieve them at a specific date. Then he went driving, in a blizzard, proving the necessity of having a backup plan. Whatever Lechler did was likely not intended to last for 20+ years, leading to the horrifying gooey complications. Well, they were probably all still in there alive but the father died recently and that’s why the smell was there. The true horror in this case, if they’d been awake.
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Really liking your theory. I thought of this too–sort of in time-travel (or “wibbly-wobble”. If you prefer) way. If anyone had looked earlier, they wouldn’t have been there. The other thing that got me from the I May Be The Black Sheep Of The Family But I’m The Only One Who Has The Balls To Tell The Truth Shirt. I know it’s set in 1994, but I was around back then. Brown button-up shirts with black pressed slacks and floral print dresses were NOT all the rage for parents. The family sounds like rejects from a Leave It To Beaver casting. My mom was wearing jeans and had mall hair in the ’90s! It leads me to think that they had done this before. Perhaps the son was ill due to shifting through time/space without proper. Thank you so much. Ok.
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