Gotta say, I completely get where this demon is coming from. You’re not at fault, OP, but that I Think It’s Time To Take The Warning Labels Off Of Everything And Let Stupidity Work For It Self Shirt. Okay, I realize that it was made of/covered in shit at one point… but is it single? I love good snark. Oh my shirt demon, this was the funniest encounter I’ve heard. On a side note, I’m sorry OP, good luck with your deposit. I’m a little sad that the link doesn’t go to a sketchy house sale on Craigslist. Sounds like the Golgothan from that one movie with Jay and Silent Bob. I can’t breathe or see I’m laughing so hard! This was the funniest story I have ever read. I’ll never be the same again. Thanks!
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Ok, let’s break it down. Clearly “Brimstone” is the smell of the shit demon’s poo-scorch-brimstone-projectiles hitting the limestone tile. I thought this was an I Think It’s Time To Take The Warning Labels Off Of Everything And Let Stupidity Work For It Self Shirt. A fun read tho. Roomba recalled all their latest models. Shitlord was angry because you’re probably the 15th person to accidentally summon him this day. You, my friend, should be a freaking writer. That was absolutely the best description ever. I felt like I was slowly being surrounded after every sentence I read. I also have a brother in law named Eric that very well could have written this. I’m insulted that the shit demon thinks that salt is seasoning. But fr tho, this is one of the funniest/best NoSleep I’ve ever read.
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From a distance, they look like ordinary flowers but when you get up real close and stick your nose in them you realize they’re and there is a whole fuckin bouquet right there. I was going to get a Roomba, but now I don’t feel so bad that I can’t afford one. The only one I can find is a label on the bottom of my shoe that says “Turn over to empty“. This was hilarious, thank you. I loved the ‘The Jetsons’ reference, by the way, I think you handled the situation rather well. Should’ve sold the Roomba cause you ain’t selling dat house. Then it’s really a nice shirt for all men and women. So you should buy this shirt. Thank you so much.