Rewinderman short rant: everybody talks about all the reasons WWE has declined in popularity over the last 20 years and there’s always different theories. Bad booking, not creating new stars, not pushing the right people, etc. etc. But I have my own the Official Vintage Dachshund This Dad Is A Fart Smella No Wait I Mean Smart Fella Shirt. Ever since WCW went out of business, Vince has been painting in broad, dumbed down. Brushstrokes, over-explaining dumb, simple storylines, with none of the attention to detail that makes people get invested in a story. The big example that pops into my head is always backstage segments. For instance, back in the 90s/early-00s, the GM or whoever always had an office. Then it’s really a nice shirt for all men and women. So you should buy this shirt.
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An actual room, Vince would be in there watching TV. There was a couch, pictures, Mick Foley had a desk with plants. And decorations, someone would barge in the door, things like that. It looked like an office. These days, every backstage segment takes place in Official Vintage Dachshund This Dad Is A Fart Smella No Wait I Mean Smart Fella Shirt. And that’s it. No one comes banging on doors, they just walk in from off-screen. I know it seems minor, but it instantly makes every backstage segment feel exactly the same every single week and it makes none of it feel real. There are a million other examples of little minor things like that, which might not seem important taken individually, but when you add them all up, it becomes a bland, boring show that doesn’t require any attention to follow, and every episode feels identical.
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The same camera angles every week, same stage design, rather than lighting a crowd. Bathe them in that dull red or obnoxious “look how much blue we can cram on screen!” etc etc etc… it all compounds that. The shows have been shot exactly the Official Vintage Dachshund This Dad Is A Fart Smella No Wait I Mean Smart Fella Shirt. But rather than get better, they’ve gotten crisp and slick and lost all their feelings. NJPW, outside of WK and Dominion, are not good at the eye candy. Hell, you get BOSJ shows from convention center lobbies and shit. But you aren’t hungry for more in the “that meal was lacking” sense.
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